Phill, 19, Melbourne.
Bartender and sleep enthusiast
kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

marchcouldbedarker:

bunrobot:

i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

me if given the chance to do high school again

marchcouldbedarker:

bunrobot:

i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

me if given the chance to do high school again

Tuesday, 2 September 2014
Monday, 1 September 2014
Anonymous:
Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

Sunday, 31 August 2014

quacklemore:

what if someones name was gurt and to say hi you would say “yo gurt”

hiphopfightsplaque:

cutebabe:

nooneneedsfeminism:

THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY.

THERE IS NO WAGE GAP.

THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE.

FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE  MOVEMENT.

do you even live on earth or like are you blogging somewhere on neptune if so hows the food there 

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b:

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.

albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock
harry potter: i was not
albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock with a trust fund, because only a jock with a trust fund would give me a name like this
harry potter: i was not a jock with a trust fund. ginny, set albus straight
ginny potter: honey, you were and are a jock with a trust fund

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

Saturday, 30 August 2014
 
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