Phill, 18, Melbourne, likes things, probably including you.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
confession i bought tumblr for 1.1 billion dollars under the code name yahoo so i can have the url beyonce.tumblr.com
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
theres like a 60 year old woman on my course at community college and she wanted money so she got her son’s girlfriend to take sexy pictures of him and then she sent them to a gay porn magazine in the netherlands and got £200 and never told him
that’s a lot of butter.
there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter
to be fair it is a lot of butter
OH MY GODDDDD
when she texts first <3
javert’s favorite flower is forget-me-not
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
why don’t ppl in the 17th century know what lions look like
