confession i bought tumblr for 1.1 billion dollars under the code name yahoo so i can have the url beyonce.tumblr.com
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
theres like a 60 year old woman on my course at community college and she wanted money so she got her son’s girlfriend to take sexy pictures of him and then she sent them to a gay porn magazine in the netherlands and got £200 and never told him
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
people that wish dragons were real
are you sure
The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.
sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response